Saturday, September 24, 2016

SATURDAY SODOMY

Since dependency is slavery and many deadbeats are on welfare they are slaves. I pay taxes that pay for these loafers of life. So does this make me a slave owner? I think so since I and many other hard working Americans support these slackers. It's time to Earn Your Pay. When Trump wins and a walls gotta be built we have plenty of slave labor. You want your check pick up a brick and earn that shit! 
Earn Your Pay
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY "THE MACHISMO" VIGOROUS ~~~

Friday, September 23, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

The truth will never be politically correct. So keep absorbing the lies and getting a black belt in pussification. Keep listening to women who want to mother our country. This country does not need a mother it needs a leader. There is a difference between the two. Feminized men who side with these women are not men. They are useless and lost in the shit pond of political correctness. The strong and Vigorous do not buy into this jive and bullshit. We are still free and critically thinking and that scares the tampon chewing majority. Don't get offended Get Vigorous! 
~~~ JONESY "THE MACHISMO" VIGOROUS ~~~

Thursday, September 22, 2016

RANDOM VIGOROUSITY

In the end it is your fault and beating yourself up for past mistakes regardless of the other person you ultimately need to unfuck and re-vigorize. Unless it was so egregious in the other person's part then violence is called for. Other then that people can become strangers very fast. My favorite lines recently is there are NO TEARS FOR STRANGERS. 
~~~ JONESY "THE MACHISMO" VIGOROUS ~~~


THURSDAY GET CLOSE YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS.......

-This world needs more MACHISMO! 
-Think for yourself. Too many cliches and mindless turds with a hive mentality lurking around.
-A sexy woman cooks a mean meal. You can call me anytime.
-Time to bully the weak and whiny and take it Old School. 
-The truth will never be Politically Correct. 
-There are only two genders.............MEN and WOMEN. You wanna be something else then you can be bullied and tossed in the East River. 
-I wanna fight Mayor Deturdio at UFC 205 at the Garden. His wife too she looks like a man.
-Men that wanna vote for Crooked Hillary are not men. They can use the ladies room.
-Women who try to look, act and try so hard to be a man It's never gonna happen. Find a kitchen and make a Pot Roast. 
-Al Bundy and Archie Bunker are role models.
-Staten Island should become an internment camp for suspected terrorists and their families. 
-Drakkar Noir and Fahrenheit will make a comeback. 
-IT'S TRUMPIN TIME.
-The Old School is the only school.
-Send all the useless fathers who neglected their sons to Staten Island.
-Cut off welfare to all the degenerate wastes of life who won't get off welfare.
-Give bonus money to traditional married couples since they are a dying breed.
-All in the Family reruns should replace the crap on TV now.
We are here and we are Vigorous.............well some of us the rest need some unfuckin.
~~~ JONESY "THE MACHISMO" VIGOROUS ~~~

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

GETTING VIGOROUS 101

Next time you are walking down the street count the fat and out of shape people. If you are one of them don't forget to count yourself. There are alot more then the Vigorous. Big is not beautiful and weak is ugly no matter what the pussified liberal media tells you. Lazy is not a virtue strength is. Those in the fight to unfuck and Get Vigorous stay the course. You can always reach out to me or someone like me to guide you. The rest of you keep drinking your soda and get diabetes. 
Never too late
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT............

Today I grabbed life and punched life in the face. Then I chopped off life's hands and fed them to the pigs. I burned down life's house with life's family in it and then ate life's 3 dogs and goldfish. Right before I beheaded life and life begged for mercy I said..............Life I made you my victim and I am prepared for the next time you wanna fuck with me. Accountability is Vigorousity!
~~~ JONESY " THE BROBDINGNAGIAN" VIGOROUS

Friday, September 16, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

Life is not fair. Why should it be? That is the one thing I can agree with the whiny and weak. But they rather whine and play by the rules. If life's not fair who said there were rules? The game of life has no rules and if you think there are rules you will not amount to nothing. You are content to be normal and slide through life. Is that living or just procrastinating till you drop dead? Everyone has a choice but many of you let the choice be made by anyone but yourself.
I shit on the rules 
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Establish Dominance 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

WEDNESDAY UNFUCKIN

Sometimes trash looks good and does not smell. Eventually it will and we are sometimes fooled. Sometimes something looks like trash and ends up being something special. Life is not fair and we need to take risks and sometimes say.............What the fuck let's get vigorous. Playing it safe you will miss opportunities. Leaving the opportunities for people like myself who are not worried about failing. It is part of life for the people who live Vigorously! 
Dive in the damn pool
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself 
Get Vigorous 
~~~ JONESY "THE DEPLORABLE" VIGOROUS ~~~

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

YOUR VIGOROUS JONESYSCOPE FOR TODAY

Aries~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Taurus~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Gemini~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Cancer~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Leo~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Virgo~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Libra~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Scorpio~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Sagittarius~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Capricorn~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Aquarius~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Pisces~ Who cares, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous
Horoscopes are for whiny women and feminized men. I am the all knowing and all powerful Swami Jonesy of the Brooklyn! Give me $100 bucks I'll bully and abuse you for an hour if you are that insecure and unsure of your life. 
~~~ JONESY "THE DEPLORABLE" VIGOROUS ~~~

Monday, September 12, 2016

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY

If you ask someone for advice and all they got for you is a useless beat up cliche........never ask them again. Conformity is weak and unvigorous. We all have brains but many of you decided to stop thinking years ago.
Education is Vigoration 
You are getting dumber 
Stop Whining 
Unfuck Yourself
Get Vigorous
~~~ JONESY VIGOROUS ~~~