FRIDAY HEADBUTTIN!

Friday Headbuttin!.Another day your alive so you have another opportunity to unfuck whats fucked in in your life YESSSSSSSSSS. If you keep fishing in the same spot you will always catch the same dirty flounders YESSSSSSSSSS. If it smells like spam don't kiss that clam YESSSSSSSSSS. Im not responsible for the Moist weather even thou many of you look to blame someone YESSSSSSSSSS. Douche is something you shoot up a vagina not how to live life YESSSSSSSSSSS. Life will stop sodomizing you daily when you stop bending over and crack life in the mouth YESSSSSSSSSS. Remember what Memorial Day means because most of you have no clue YESSSSSSSSSS. Macho May, Long Live the Madness YESSSSSSSS. Whiners and slackers should be bullied pass that law YESSSSSSSSSS. Lurkin, Liftin, Lovin life and Living Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS. Warriors are not born they are made.~~~JONESY 5/24/13

THURSDAY VIGOROUS!

Thursday Vigorous! Either your bent over waiting for life to sodomize you or your loading up a sock with quarters and smashing life back in the face YESSSSSSSSSS. Most of you choose to be a rape victim covered in body fluid from life abusing you daily. Some of you decided to grow some balls and step on the battlefield and fight for what needs to get done. Your choice either way, its your life and Im not responsible for how you live. Warriors are not born they are made.~~~JONESY 5/23/13

▶ Giorgio Moroder - Live at Deep Space : Red Bull Music Academy Radio

▶ Giorgio Moroder - Live at Deep Space : Red Bull Music Academy Radio

Monday Macho May 20th!

Monday Macho May 20th! Its been two years since Macho Man Randy Savage passed away and The Madness lives on. I already dropped the flying elbow on a whiner and its not even noon. Clothesline a slacker well in most cases clothesline yourself because most of you are slackin whiners OHHHHH YEEEAAAHHHH! Monday Macho and no difference in days just your pussified attitude of life. Life will try to fuck you once in a while so why make it easy buy being a pussy. It must be an orgy since its cool to act and sound like a pussy. Macho Man rise from the dead and help me elbow smash the weak and whiny YESSSSSSSSSS. Warriors are not born they are made.~~~JONESY 5/20/13

SUNDAY SODOMY

Sunday Sodomy! Another day to unfuck yourself and rise up and get Vigorous. Get off your knees waiting to be saved when all you gotta do is stand up and fight back. 1.Thou shall not whine or gripe YESSSSSSSSSS2.He who is a weak and whiny slacker shall receiveth the staff of Sodomy YESSSSSSSSSS3. Rise off thee ass and proceed to unfuck thyself post haste YESSSSSSSSSS4. Thou shall not use tampons to chew on foul wastes of oxygen YESSSSSSSSSS
5. Thou shall not Slack and Loaf or receiveth the staff of Sodomy YESSSSSSSSSS
6. Thou shall not Lurk too much as to Lurk without meaning or destination YESSSSSSSSSS
7. Thou shall be an individual not a sheep in the herd wating to be picked off by wolves YESSSSSSSSSS
8. Thou shall keep it Moist at all times YESSSSSSSSSS
9. Never be ashamed to ask for help but you must accomplish it on your own YESSSSSSSSSS
10. Never convert thy neighbors Walrus YESSSSSSSSSS
11. Exorcise ye bulllshit in life and arise to be a Vigorous One YESSSSSSSSSS

THURSDAY MOIST!

"Thursday in the Moist & The Ayatollah of Vigorollah is Ready. Hose off the stank of Whinoturdopussiosis, Headbutt the wall 23 Times, inject yourself with hot lava, clothesline the flounder whining on the Dunkin Donuts line and Vigorize your Day! Dont be the person I run over because your loafin to much in my area. Be the person to walk beside me seizing this day and making it ours because thats how its gets done. Rise out of the shit pile so you you can smell the Vigorousity for a while! YESSSSSSSSSS"~~~JONESY

Tuesday Headbuttin!

Tuesday Headbuttin! Another day your alive and ready to unfuck whats messing up your life. Most of you should of never woke up since life is so hard and not fair. Guess what your right its not . So like most of you who play this "why me" card daily you are not alone. We all get fucked by life, its just a matter of how we deal with the situations. If you have no control of a situation most of you whine and act like a pussy.  Warriors take their lumps, wipe the blood off and get back in the arena. If you never get in the fight your just about useless and you will never change. If you don't wanna stand up for yourself and hose off the stank of pussification and better yourself then your already dead. Lemme know Ill fire up the gas chamber so you can get in line with the rest of the wastes of oxygen. So either fight and say I'm not gonna take this shit no more or just get in the line and wait to die. Or are you already on that line? Warriors are not born they are made. ~~~5/14/13

Monday Headbuttin!

Monday Headbuttin! Reading this means your alive and you got another chance to unfuck whats messing up your life. No difference between Monday or a Friday just your attitude towards life. Whining about a Monday is the same as thanking god its Friday, sad and pathetic. All those years of sodomy by life has made you in to a cliche vomiting zombie. No wonder many of you are fascinated by zombies HA most of you are YESSSSSSSSSS. Everyday is a gift so stop wasting them because your gonna want them back when your really fuckin old or dieing and you aint getting them back. Never too late to change you just gotta step on the battlefield and fight. Warriors are not born they are made.~~~JONESY 5/13/13

DAM RIGHT YESSSSSSSSS

#FOODPORN unless your violating a Roast Beef or having your way with a moist watermelon no one cares what ur eating #YESSSSSSSSSS #VIGOROUS
— Chris Jonesy(@VigorousJonesy) May 9, 2013

TUESDAY HEADBUTTIN!

Tuesday Headbuttin on a Macho May 7th! Reading this means your alive and it doesn't get no better! Another day to unfuck whats messing up your life. Life is a bad mutha fucka and will try to fuck with you and sodomize you no matter what its unavoidable. So why do most of you clowns decide to complicate life even more? You place value on things and situations that have no value even thou society deems it important. Most of you are hoarders of bullshit and assumption and you wonder why your life sucks. Its because you complicate your life more then it is with bullshit. A bunch of TURD HERDERS walkin the earth carrying around shit on your back. Hunched over and stinking YESSSSSSSSSS. Time for you to drop that crap, take a shower, splash on some Old Spice and Get Vigorous! Take inventory of what really needs your attention and then toss the rest out the window. Let the other TURD HERDERS pick up your nonsense and let them deal with it! Warriors are not born they are made.~~~JONESY 5/7/13