Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Tuesday Snow Sodomy!

Tuesday Snow Sodomy! I prayed to Odin this morning and sacrificed 5 Yorkies 4 cats and 7 Glee watchers that the Snow Sodomy shall wipe out at least 100 useless and whiny people. Another day your alive and another chance to unfuck yourself. Instead of using a nice storm to loaf around the house and make shit food to eat and take pictures of it for the urban walruses to lick their monitors over get Vigorous! GET TO 100 (heard this from I think John Romaniello) Take any body weight exercise......push ups, sit ups, squats, burpees, pull ups whatever you wanna do and get to 100. Take 30 seconds to a minute between sets and knock out as many reps as you can per set. So lets say Someone did 7 sets to get to 100 push ups the next time this challenge its gotta be done in less then 7 sets. Pretty simple, you got plenty of space in your house to do something. Snow Sodomy is not an excuse to sodomize yourself and eat shit all day. GET TO 100 AND GET VIGOROUS YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY 1/21/14

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