Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Febreze

Too bad you cant Febreze your life like you can Febreze that stank mattress of dirty squid fluke and flounder. Most of you like that stank and wont get to some unfuckin! Burn that mattress and buy a new one that does not have the stink of the past mistakes and useless memories of people that did you unvigorous. Hose off yourself and your ass and GET VIGOROUS YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY