Tuesday, April 22, 2014

TUESDAY HEADBUTTIN

Attention, have you been emasculated or feminized by the following.......MTV, Glee, a woman,horoscopes, listening to women, soy, reality TV, planet fitness membership, crossfit, American Idol, Dancing with Turds or any other masculinitity draining things. You might be in line for some compensation. Call the Unfuck yourself You Whiny Turd hotline at 1-800-YOU-TURD. Speak to one of our trained professionals who will bully you for free and head butt you through a wall. Stop bending over and opening up that Big Bag of Sodomy! Stop being a victim of feminism and find your testicles again! Another Tuesday your alive and another day you can say I can instead of I can't YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY