Friday, May 2, 2014

“If you can't tone it tan it”

It's May first and over the last few weeks I've heard variations of this trending useless phrase. “If you can't tone it tan it” or some other way worded. Mostly by overweight and lazy broads who seem to think the tanner they are the skinner they look. Being tan does make you seem more slender if you are already are in good shape. A over tanned Walrus in Loubafloozytons and a Pierre Cardin bag is still a walrus so you ain't fooling no one. The most useless and unattractive people walking this planet are the whiny lazy slackers. But you can always unfuck yourself and stop with all the jive and gibberish. Divert that energy you use to devise new excuses on why your a loaf and GET VIGOROUS. Hard work has its rewards and that's called change. Doing nothing has rewards too. Three chins and wearing a moo moo on the beach. Unfuckin in the Fourteen YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY