Thursday, May 15, 2014

Thursday Smell the Vigorous!

Thursday Smell the Vigorous! Another day your breathing and another opportunity to unfuck yourself. Why do most of you even bother to get out of bed in the morning? Why are most of you alive today if life is so tough? Why don't most of you swallow a handful of painkillers or give a blow job to a shotgun? Why not because many of us regardless of the situation we still wanna live and fight on. Life is the ultimate bully and will pick on the weak and whiny. You walk around smelling like useless and whining all the time you are 100% a target for life to bully you. The reason you are so special is because with your pussified attitude you are susceptible to all sorts of useless nonsense. Being a pussified individual breaks down immune system to bull shit and the door is open for you to absorb it all. Many of you are afflicted by Whinoturdapussiosis because you put importance to useless things. Too many useless things for many of you. Distracted enough to not unfuck the most important person in the world.........YOU. Get back on the trolley and leave the land of make believe and headbutt a wall in Mr Jonesys Vigorous Neighborhood YESSSSSSSSSS. We have plenty of room in the neighborhood since most of you like living in the land of make believe. Rip off the adult diaper and Commence the Unfuckin YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY