Sunday, July 13, 2014

Sunday Sodomy!

If you confess your sins to the wall of Vigorousity you will be saved from the Big Bag of Sodomy for the mean time. Repenting your uselessness leads the chosen few to the pastures of the righteous and step on the heathens that do not believe YESSSSSSSSSS. The church of Vigorous is always LURKIN for new members to get down. Sometimes everyone needs a hand up. Hand outs are useless just like the people who seek them out YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY