Friday, September 5, 2014

Thank Jonesy it's Friday!

I'm gonna open a medicinal Unfuckin Clinic. I will provide medicinal testosterone if needed. I know many of you need it since you ingest large amounts of soy and watch Reality TV shows. Also I will provide medicinal bullying for all whiners and complainers. I will have a wide variety of devices to wack you around for a few hours. I will also provide medicinal audio Vigorous training. I will put you in a room and blast Real American by Rick Derringer for 8 hours. This will warp your mind into a frenzy and the unfuckin starts! Anyone that comes for medicinal marijuana will automatically get tossed in the medicinal Bully Room. So be prepared for the opening or do yourself a favor and commence some unfuckin. You will be surprised what you can accomplish when you get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY