Wednesday, September 24, 2014

THE NEW I-PHONE BENDS!

The new I-phone is supposed to bend. One of it's new features it can be also used as a maxi pad. It will comfortably conform to the proud new owners vagina so there is no leakage. Its a fabulous new tool since most people carrying it are whiny pussies who need extra absorption in their sensitive areas. Unfuckin in the Fourteen YESSSSSSSSSS.