Monday, October 27, 2014

G.V.I.M. GET VIGOROUS ITS MONDAY

Everyday is a "Funday" your perspective on life is muddled in whining and uselessness not to perceive this notion YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Your a man who buys fake muscles for a Halloween costume. Do you also stuff a sock in your crotch also? Olive Oil and Sheldon Cooper are more your speed Twiggy Mcgee YESSSSSSSSSS.
Bulking season my ass. Many of you are already fat and bulky so cut the bullshit. Your just getting lazy and need a good excuse for your slacking YESSSSSSSSSS.
Medicinal Marijuana and strict gun laws. 
What about Medicinal testosterone and lax gun laws?
Easier to control a bunch of unarmed stoned turds then an army of armed and Vigorous individuals. YESSSSSSSSSS.
In six months you will be more out of shape then you are now. Prove me wrong YESSSSSSSSSS.
Just because everyone is doing something does not make it right. Step back and survey the area before you do something unvigorous. Educate and unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~