Thursday, October 2, 2014

Thursday headbutt a wall and choke slam an I-Phone wielding whiner!

I had a gluten and Ebola omelette and washed it down with the tears of 500 whiners YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Another day you are breathing so you have another chance to get to some unfuckin YESSSSSSSSSS.
There are enough Sheldon Coopers around and not enough Snake Plisskens YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Many of you should of never woke up since being a useless sack of shit is not a viable commodity YESSSSSSSSSS. 
There is no pity for people who make their own lives shitty. I'll help pile on the abuse because they deserve all they get YESSSSSSSSSS.
I do not have to agree with you to respect you. YESSSSSSSSSS. 
It is ok to disagree. You are still allowed to disagree with someone YESSSSSSSSSS.
Chivalry is not dead. What died was the will of many of you so called men to learn about the past. The past was not written by women or Jay-Z just to give you a heads up YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Awareness and accountability leads to getting Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Vigorousity is a state of mind. You can be 18 or 80 and exude the aroma of a vigorous individual YESSSSSSSSSS.
Lazy people should be lead into slaughterhouses and dispatched. Maybe a few vegans will mistake you for a cow and save you if you are lucky YESSSSSSSSSS. 
It is healthy to get punched in the head physically or metaphorically. We all need our cage rattled from time to time. Don't avoid it just be prepared YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Fred G. Sanford YESSSSSSSSSS.
We were all born alive but many are the walking pussiifed now YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Never too late to Unfuck whether you like it or not YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~JONESY~~~