Aries~ Who cares go unfuck yourself
Taurus~ You make your own luck now go unfuck yourself
Gemini~ You realize this jive is useless now go unfuck yourself
Cancer~ You are fucked go wear some pink and go unfuck yourself
Leo~ Your a big pussy now go forth and unfuck yourself
Virgo~ headbutt a wall get laid and go unfuck yourself
Libra~ Not your mothers fault your a waste of life now go and unfuck yourself
Scorpio~ You will catch Ebola Herpes if you do not unfuck yourself
Sagittarius~ Rub coconut oil on your sensitive areas and unfuck yourself
Capricorn~ Assault a whiner and force feed them gluten! Then go unfuck yourself.
Aquarius~ You will be gang raped by 6 Polish exchange students and you still need to unfuck yourself
Pisces~ Look in the mirror and now you see alot of unfuckin to do
Jonesy approves this Status YESSSSSSSSSS
