Thou shall not whine YESSSSSSSSSS
Thou shall not be lazy or loafin YESSSSSSSSSS
Thou shall lift and train and become Holy Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS
Thou shall not worship false idols from reality TV YESSSSSSSSSS
Men shall not brunch or they forfeit their testicles YESSSSSSSSSS
Praise Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS
Praise Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS
Praise Fred G as in God Sanford YESSSSSSSSSS
Praise David Hasselhoff YESSSSSSSSSS
Thou shall be lurkin and make women moist YESSSSSSSSSS
Be humble and Caveman YESSSSSSSSSS
Thou shall not lurk on thy neighbors cow or wife YESSSSSSSSSS
Blessed is he who gets to some unfuckin and gets Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS
~~~ JONESY ~~~
