Black Friday who cares I'm white and I'll be at the gym YESSSSSSSSSS
Another day you can unfuck yourself and many of you won't YESSSSSSSSSS
People wake up at 4am to shop but can't wake up early for the gym? Unvigorous YESSSSSSSSSSSS.
Many of you broads need to buy some cookbooks today and learn how not to burn water YESSSSSSSSSS.
Sodomy is always on sale and many of you are repeat customers YESSSSSSSSSS.
Wake up and smell the Vigorous it's never too late to change YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY