Tuesday, November 18, 2014

TUESDAY BRISK AND ALWAYS MOIST

Shivering can burn up to 400 calories an hour. So all you lazy fucks get naked and go outside. I'm hoping a few of you will do this and freeze to death just to thin out the already large herds of useless people plodding through life. People will do dumb things to avoid putting in the work to unfuck themselves. Most of you are lazy and not too bright. So swig your juice cleanses and wrap yourselves in Reynolds Wrap and Preparation H because its easy and quick. Yet you will watch eight hours of The Walking Dead while decaying on your couch all day. Your perspective on life is fucked and needs a Hot Slap of Vigorousity. Lazy is ugly and vigorous is beautiful and many of you make Medusa look moist YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY