Friday, December 12, 2014

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

Thank Jonesy for being a whiner. 
Thank Jonesy for wasting the week yearning for Friday.
Thank Jonesy for you being out of shape and a loafer.
Thank Jonesy for ruining your marriage.
Thank Jonesy for Obama.
Thank Jonesy for traffic.
Thank Jonesy for the weather.
Thank Jonesy for racism.
Thank Jonesy for your shit job.
Thank Jonesy for Cancer and other diseases
Thank Jonesy for ineptitude with women.
Thank Jonesy for ineptitude with men.
Thank Jonesy your a Hermaphoroturd. 
Thank Jonesy for you being a scorned and angry woman.
Thank Jonesy for the Jets sucking.
Thank Jonesy for the Giants sucking.
Fuck the Knicks five white Jewish boys can out ball them YESSSSSSSSSS
Thank Jonesy for ruining Christmas.
Thank Jonesy for your offensive body odor.
Thank Jonesy for everything that is wrong in your life.
If you are one of the weak and whiny individuals who blame everyone else but yourself for your own fuck ups might as well thank me. Things that you cannot control whining and complaining will not stop it from happening. Take your lumps and ride it out till it is over. Or you can always thank Jonesy for it. Become accountable for shit you can control and stop thanking Jonesy as your excuse for shit that you need to unfuck. Be prepared and Get Vigorous if you wanna get out of the turd pile you call a life YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY