Friday, December 19, 2014

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

Thank the NYPD YESSSSSSSSSS.
Cobra Clutch numerous useless whiners YESSSSSSSSSS.
I carry an axe and you carry an I-Phone YESSSSSSSSSS.
Where's Archie Bunker and Al Bundy when they are needed most YESSSSSSSSSS.
Lonely and scorned women love when I say YESSSSSSSSSS.
The only news I care about is the news I can control YESSSSSSSSSS.
Chia Pets are MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life is unfair so the faster you realize this the faster you will realize the world owes you shit YESSSSSSSSSS.
4 days till Festivus and many of you are not ready for the feats of strength YESSSSSSSSSS.
Be Prepared, Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY