Monday, January 26, 2015

*NYC BLIZZARD UPDATE*

*NYC BLIZZARD UPDATE* ALL NYC ROADS WILL BE CLOSED EXCEPT FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES AS OF 11PM TONIGHT. ALL NYC PUBLIC SCHOOLS CLOSED TOMORROW. WHINERS AND LAZY TURDS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRIVE DRUNK IN BLIZZARD CONDITIONS OR YOU CAN JUST WALK IN FRONT OF A PLOW TO CRUSH YOU. JONESY DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT USELESS PEOPLE OR THE WEATHER FOR THE VIGOROUS JUST SIT BACK AND WAIT TO SEE WHAT GETS THROWN AT THEM YESSSSSSSSSS. *NYC BLIZZARD UPDATE*