Saturday, January 24, 2015

SATURDAY BRISK SODOMY

Chionophobia is the extreme dislike or fear of snow. The word originates from Greek chion meaning snow and phobos meaning fear, aversion or dread.
Men that whine about the snow I have your cure. Head to the nearest Veterinarian and get castrated like a Yorkie. You are not fit to breed and if you already did your children will be raised just like you..........weak and whiny. 
Women that whine about the snow you are not exempt from my vigorousness. "Modern times" you get hit with it also. Dip a tampon ever so gently in water and then microwave it for 2 minutes. Then shove it in. Front door or back door or both I don't care. 
If there is a problem with a solution you better get to unfuckin it. 
If there is a problem you can't control you ride it out until it is over. Doing productive things while shit is not ideal. 
Whining is a disease and Jonesy has the cure.................get Vigorous and Unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~JONESY~~~