Friday, January 30, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY YESSSSSSSSSSS

No difference in days just your weak and whiny attitude towards life YESSSSSSSSSS.
So a little snow fucked up your week. Still does not give you reason to whine about it YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whining is useless and people that whine are useless YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men today are more worried about leaving their I-Phone home instead of their BALLS YESSSSSSSSSS. 
If being cool means acting feminine and placating to women then we are really in bad shape YESSSSSSSSSS.
Why be nice to someone if they are not nice to themselves? YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Dumb teaching the stupid you get RETURDED YESSSSSSSSSS. 
If excuses smelled like shit most of you would have manure mouths YESSSSSSSSSS
It is January 30th and you are still out of shape and flabby or skinny fat and de- conditioned. Most of you will not change when summer sneaks up on us. Prove me wrong YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Vegan men don't give culliingus. They just lick the bush~~~Paul Carter YESSSSSSSSSS.
Lift, Lift,Lift, Lurkin, Lurkin, Lurkin, Love, Love,Love YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single Moms and scorned lonely women love when I YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you don't want people to see your laundry don't hang your moist bloomers in the backyard YESSSSSSSSSS.
Never too late to Unfuck and get Vigorous. There is no excuse not to but I'm sure you will think of a few just because you are that lazy and pathetic YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~~