Sunday, February 1, 2015

10 COMMANDMENTS OF WHY YOU DESERVE SUNDAY SODOMY

1.Thou shall not whine and be a lazy, useless piece of walrus manure YESSSSSSSSSS.
2.Keep asking for a hand out and you might lose a hand since you don't use them to unfuck yourself. 
3. You covet and rub yourself with other peoples bullshit that you have no reason to care about YESSSSSSSSSS.
4. Thou is lazy and out of shape which makes you weak in turn makes you useless YESSSSSSSSSS. 
5. You whine about life not being fair all the time. Life is not fair, life never was and life never will. Prepare for the worst and revel in the best YESSSSSSSSSS.
6. You watch copious amounts of reality TV and have "no time" to goto the gym. 
7. Excuses are not problem solving. Eventually you will come head to head with it and you will lose and lose bad YESSSSSSSSSS. 
8. You lost touch with the Old School ways and embraced the New School thinking of Civilized Pussifiaction YESSSSSSSSSS.
9. Women are not men and men are not women YESSSSSSSSSS. 
10. You lost your identity in the shuffle of what you wanna be and what society wants you to be. You are losing until you wake up and Smell the Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~