Sunday, February 15, 2015

SUNDAY SODOMY

Whiny Turd~ Forgive me Jonesy for I've been unvigorous.

JONESY ~ What have you done you whiny waste of useless?

Whiny Turd~ I whined 50 times, skipped the gym, ate soy, masturbated to pictures of my wife, used Vigorous in vain and watched Real Housewives of Useless.

JONESY~ Ok my son, go forth and squat heavy, do 50 hail Al Bundy's, sacrifice a Yorkie to the shrine of Archie Bunker, eat a bloody rare steak, watch The Warriors and and head butt a whiner. Then your unvigorous actions will be absolved. Next time you fuck up I bring out the kendo stick so unfuck and get Vigorous my son YESSSSSSSSSS.