Friday, February 6, 2015

T.J.I.F. YESSSSSSSSSS (Thank Jonesy It's Friday)

Thank Jonesy for Fridays YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for another day your alive and you can get to some unfuckin YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for getting you Vigorous and stronger YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for making you weak and feeble YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for making you a whiny waste of life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thatnk Jonesy for the New York Mets YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for your fucked up morning coffee YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for Gluten YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for hot moms YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for your great job YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for your shit job YESSSSSSSSSS 
Thank Jonesy for the weather YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for your I-phone YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for women who can cook YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for women who burn water YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for making you forget how to be a man YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for making you an axe swinging Barbarian YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for making you lazy and out of shape YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for you being angry scorned and lonely YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for all men being jerks YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for all women being whores YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for your shitty life YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Thank Jonesy for your beautiful children YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Thank Jonesy for unexpected deaths
Thank Jonesy for traffic YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for Democrats YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for Republicans.
Thank Jonesy for sodomy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank Jonesy for walruses who cross fit YESSSSSSSSSS.
Thank me for everything YESSSSSSSSSS.
Many of you are weak and wanna blame everyone for their supposed nonsense in their lives. So this goes out to all you Blame Game playing ass clowns you can thank me. Thank me for all the bad and good in your life. Since you don't have the balls to become accountable for yourselves it's all on me. I'm Vigorous and a have a strong back and I can take the weight. Never too late to Unfuck and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY