Sunday, March 1, 2015

10 COMMANDMENTS OF VIGOROUS

10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbors walrus or wife YESSSSSSSSSS.
9. Thou shall know violence is a part of life and be ready to throw down YESSSSSSSSSS.
8. Thou shall be accountable for your own bullshit YESSSSSSSSSS.
7. Thou shall pray and sacrifice small animals and rum to Archie Bunker and Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
6. Thou shall make yourself stronger and not be a weak and useless turd YESSSSSSSSSS.
5. Thou shall realize life is not fair so stop using that as an excuse. You are not alone we all get sodomized by life once and a while YESSSSSSSSSS.
4. Seek the knowledge of the Old School because the new school shit is making us wimpy and weak YESSSSSSSSSS.
3. Thou shall be an individual in a society full of conformist YESSSSSSSSSS.
2. Thou shall be LURKIN, LIVING, LIFTIN, LOVIN, LOAFIN, keeping it MOIST and always VIGOROUS YESSSSSSSSSS 
1. You whine Jonesy will take his mighty hammer and nail you to a cross for all to bully and throw used tampons at YESSSSSSSSSS.
Go forth and unfuck yourself. You are not alone in your plight. People along the way will help you and also try to deter you. Stay on the path and have faith in the one entity that will get you through it.............YOU YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~ JONESY ~~~