Tuesday, March 31, 2015

IT'S TUESDAY WHO CARES UNFUCK YOURSELF

Is it Friday yet? Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS
You are stuck in traffic. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You hate the subway. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Walking Turds is over. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are miserable. Who cares unfuck yourself. YESSSSSSSSSS.
You hate your job. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are a impulsive whiner. Drop dead YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are lonely, scorned and single. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS. 
You are out of shape and lazy. Get off the couch and unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are an Aries. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS. 
You think the world owes you something. It does not go unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS. 
All men suck. Who cares go unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
All women are floozies. Who cares go unfuck yourself.
You are a Yankee Fan. You definitely need to unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You forgot who you are. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Why does bad things happen to me. Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
"It is what it is" You seriously need to unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
You watch reality TV. Might as well kill yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Never ask why me? Why not you? Get up off the floor, wipe the blood off the side of your mouth and get to some Unfuckin and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY