Another day your are alive and the opportunity to unfuck and get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
My beard is more Vigorous then 89% of you. He mocks you and will steal your woman and break your I-phone YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's March 17th and you are out of shape and sloppy and will remain this way through the summer. Prove me wrong YESSSSSSSSSS.
Let's Go Mets YESSSSSSSSSS.
Just get up and walk more and then lift up heavy things. Weak and lazy is no way to go through life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Strength and Violence are necessary tools in a man's life. Any man that denies this is no man. You transformed yourself into a useless feminized waste of oxygen YESSSSSSSSSS.
Just because things change does not mean it is for the better. Hold onto the Old School or you will be sodomized by new school nonsense YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyone should get in the kitchen. You can't prepare meals you are not as independent as you think. The Vigorous cook, the rest whine and burn water YESSSSSSSSSS.
Your opinion is only relevant if you are relevant to me YESSSSSSSSSS.
My rules, my way. I urinated on "It is what it is" and took a huge dump on " Good things come to those who wait" YESSSSSSSSSS.
Keep life simple even though it's hard for many of you to realize simple YESSSSSSSSSS.
Wake up and smell the Vigorous before you stop waking up at all YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY