Wednesday, April 22, 2015

HOW TO CELEBRATE EARTH DAY

Stop recycling YESSSSSSSSSS.
Use lead paint YESSSSSSSSSS.
Chop down a bunch of trees YESSSSSSSSSS.
Club a baby seal YESSSSSSSSSS.
Eat some shark fin soup YESSSSSSSSSS.
Bully a bunch of vegans YESSSSSSSSSS.
Buy a car that gets 6 miles to the gallon YESSSSSSSSSS.
Smoke a cigar in a restaurant YESSSSSSSSSS.
Use more paper YESSSSSSSSSS.
Take a cruise on a Japanese Whaling Boat YESSSSSSSSSS.
Blow up some Whole Foods YESSSSSSSSSS.
Shoot 4 giraffes YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Flush those baby wipes down the toilet YESSSSSSSSSS.
Wear more fur YESSSSSSSSSS.
Throw your garbage into a local park YESSSSSSSSSS.
Spay or neuter a whiner YESSSSSSSSSS.
Piss in the ocean YESSSSSSSSSS.
Wedgie a Yankee Fan YESSSSSSSSSS.
Rub asbestos on a Giant Panda YESSSSSSSSSS.
Cause an oil spill YESSSSSSSSSS.
Buy non organic YESSSSSSSSSS.
Join a dolphin hunt YESSSSSSSSSS.
Destroy some ozone by cross fitting YESSSSSSSSSS.
Eat more undolphin safe tuna YESSSSSSSSSS.
Eat more sushi YESSSSSSSSSS.
If we all do our part we can make a difference YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY~~~