Everyday is a Friday if you are Vigorous and not a whiny lazy waste of life YESSSSSSSSSS.
LETS GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single Mom's Thank JONESY it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Out of shape women boast about their ”curves”. Vigorous women let there bikinis talk all the shit they wanna YESSSSSSSSSS.
Floozy Jenner? Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
What the fuck is a McSteamy, who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Drop the useless lard and fat of jive and bullshit in your life. Add pounds of Vigorousity and become a Warrior of Life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Women that whine are just as useless as men that whine YESSSSSSSSSS.
Shakeology? The weight will come back YESSSSSSSSSS.
David Hasselhoff or as I call him Mein Hoff YESSSSSSSSSS.
Sometimes there is no angle. There are some people still around that are just nice YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending YESSSSSSSSSS.
Never too late to Unfuck and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~