Monday, April 27, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY

Bruce Jenner chopped his junk off so he could crossfit better YESSSSSSSSSS.
Animals are not humans. You would not kill your kid to feed your pet but you would kill your pet to feed your kid YESSSSSSSSSS.
Daredevil on Netflix YESSSSSSSSSS.
LETS GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
Being weak is not something you put on your resume yet many of you tell everyone how weak you are daily YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men that whine about Mondays should Bruce Jenner themselves YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men that Brunch should Bruce Jenner themselves YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men that wear skinny jeans already Bruce Jennered themselves YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's April 27th and you are still a lazy whiny waste of life. I guess all those bullshit inspirational quotes you post aint working ass clown YESSSSSSSSSS. 
If she watches reality TV run away very quickly YESSSSSSSSSS.
Drink more water, walk more and dump that mayonnaise and use mustard fatty YESSSSSSSSSS.
No difference in days just your weak and pussified attitude towards life. Get out there and get to some unfuckin and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~