Wednesday, April 29, 2015

WEDNESDAY LOOT A CVS FOR HOT HASH AND WHALE MILK.

Here's your horoscope for today. I know you turds love horoscopes. They get you moist and excited just like when you watch Real Floozies of Who Gives a Fuck.
Aries- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Taurus-Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Gemini- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Cancer- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Leo- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Virgo- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Libra- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Scorpio- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Sagittarius- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Capricorn- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Aquarius- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Pisces- Who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
And for the really desperate you can call the Swami Jonesy hotline 1-900-YOU-TURD. To have your personal berating and bullying on why you need to unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous.
($20 dollars a minute and kids fuck your parents just call YESSSSSSSSSS)