Monday, May 4, 2015

EVERYDAY SHOULD BE A MONDAY YESSSSSSSSSS

Your Motivation for the day......Stay in bed and put a plastic bag over your head. See how long you can whine about how bad your life is. If you die one less whiner. If you live you got lucky.
Your Inspiration for today.........Your life is meaningless and probably useless so staple that Oprah Winfrey quote to your forehead and play in traffic on the BQE.
Jive quotes and your whining will not unfuck yourself. Hose off that stank of regurgitation and pussification and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~