Friday, May 8, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S MACHO MAY FRIDAY YESSSSSSSSSS

You thank god it's Friday you should bend over and thank god for some sodomy also. No difference in days just your weak and useless outlook on life YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Shit in men's beards? The vagina is too close to the asshole so it must be dirty and stinky haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Dadbod? Yeah most of you so called me are weak and useless. Unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
SHAKEOLOGY...........You will put the weight back YESSSSSSSSSS.
You goto the gym 6 days a week and you look like you never go maybe you need a trainer YESSSSSSSSSS.
"If you can't tone it tan it" Tan and fat is still fat. You aint fooling anyone. Unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
Your Horoscope for today................Rape a walrus and drink a V-8 and you will receive enlightenment when you drop dead YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Single Moms love to Thank Jonesy it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS. 
How to stop a riot............Dogs, horses, firehoses and Shotguns. Weak leaders can not lead YESSSSSSSSSS. 
We are all barbarians. Some of us hide it better then others but it's in there somewhere YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Peace and love comes after violence and hate, Then all that don't last long and shit gets ugly again. Ride the wave of good times because it will get ugly again YESSSSSSSSSS.
LETS GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Just because things change does not mean it is for the better. Hold onto the Old School or you will be sodomized by new school nonsense YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyone should get in the kitchen. You can't prepare meals you are not as independent as you think. The Vigorous cook, the rest whine and burn water YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Your opinion is only relevant if you are relevant to me YESSSSSSSSSS.
Keep life simple even though it's hard for many of you to realize simple YESSSSSSSSSS.
Wake up and smell the Vigorous before you stop waking up at all YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY