Friday, May 1, 2015

T.J.I.F. (THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY)

The whiny and lackadaisical thank god it's Friday. The flaccid and puny whine five days a week and live for two. Then halfway through the two they start whining those two days go too fast and get more depressed. So you really live one day a week instead of seven. Why should many of you even bother to wake up anymore. Take a bunch of pills or give a blowjob to a shotgun or just jump off the Brooklyn Bridge. If you're lucky you will land on a water taxi filled with whiny commuters. Whining through life is not living. Many of you are breathing but not living. Never too late to start living like everyday is a Friday and unfuck yourself. Getting Vigorous everyday not just when you think it's appropriate YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~