Thursday, May 21, 2015

TOP 10 REASONS WHY YOU ARE USELESS AND NEED TO GET VIGOROUS

10. You live on Staten Island YESSSSSSSSSS.
9. You are a Yankee Fan YESSSSSSSSSS.
8. You break a sweat tieing your shoes YESSSSSSSSSS.
7. You do not know how to cook YESSSSSSSSSS.
6. You actually believe your horoscope was written for you YESSSSSSSSSS.
5. You think McDonald's is real food YESSSSSSSSSS.
4. You have not read a book in a while YESSSSSSSSSS. 
3. You watch reality television YESSSSSSSSSS.
2. You think the world owes you something YESSSSSSSSSS.
1. You are a Whining waste of life and healthy organs YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~JONESY~~~
***Homage to David Letterman***