Sunday, May 31, 2015

WHY YOU IN YOUR OWN HELL AND GOD AIN'T SAVING YOUR ASS

You watch reality TV YESSSSSSSSSS.
You watch the news YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think Hollywood is not a mass machine which churns out hallucinations about the American Dream YESSSSSSSSSS.
You live in a bubble of love and peace YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are overweight or underweight, lazy, loafing turd YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think men are the same as women...........they are not YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think moving away will make your life better. You can't escape what is in your head no matter how far you move YESSSSSSSSSSS.
You vape YESSSSSSSSSS
You think all men are pigs YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think all broads are floozies YESSSSSSSSSS.
You get offended after reading HITLER IS MOIST AND HATES CROSSFIT YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are a Yankee fan YESSSSSSSSSS.
You never drank wine out of box YESSSSSSSSSS.
You watch soccer YESSSSSSSSSS.
You play golf YESSSSSSSSSS.
You do not do anything to make yourself stronger..........especially men YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think Melissa Mccarthy is funny YESSSSSSSSSS.
You waste your money on Shakeology, Turdogenix or body wraps.........You are  lazy and the fat will come back or it will never leave YESSSSSSSSSS. 
You never watched ALL IN THE FAMILY YESSSSSSSSSS.
You never watched Married with Children YESSSSSSSSSS.
You think Fast Food is Real Food YESSSSSSSSSS.
You watch The View and you are a man YESSSSSSSSSS.
You get offended when you read WHITE PRIDE YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Finally as always if you are a whining waste of life who thinks the world owes you something Hell is the sodomy pit you call a life YESSSSSSSSSS.
You always have a choice to unfuck yourself and get vigorous and make life better.
~~~ JONESY ~~~