Tuesday, June 2, 2015

PROBLEM SOLVING TUESDAY YESSSSSSSSSS

Problem- Too many stray cats and dogs.
Solution- Feed the to the people in jails and the homeless.
Problem- Politics 
Solution- Make me dictator then you will have nothing to complain about.
Problem- You whine excessively about nothing.
Solution- Kill yourself 
Problem- You are out of shape and lazy.
Solution- Get Vigorous one day at a time and seek help from someone who knows their stuff.
Problem- Soccer fan
Solution- go see Bruce Jenner's Doctor.
Problem- Yankee fan
Solution- Go see Bruce Jenner's Doctor.
Problem- You watch reality TV.
Solution- Starting reading or just jump off a bridge.
Problem- You crossfit
Solution- Go see Bruce Jenner's doctor.
Problem- You read horoscopes.
Solution- send me 50 bucks ill tell you that you are a turd and your magic number is 4.
Problem- You are single.
Solution- This is not a problem YESSSSSSSSSS.
Problem- You eat no carbs 
Solution- eat a fuckin sweet potato pussy.
Problem- You vape.
Solution- Go see Bruce Jenner's doctor.
Problem- You think the world is unfair.
Solution- The world is unfair so stop whining and unfuck yourself.
Problem- You are weak
Solution- Get stronger 
Problem- You have an I-Phone.
Solution- Go see Bruce Jenner's doctor.
The truth shall set you Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~