Friday, June 26, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY YESSSSSSSSSS

The feeble and hopeless thank god it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS. 
No difference in days just your sad and pussifed perspective on life YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Whiny NYC teachers summers over and you will be back to work before you know it YESSSSSSSSSS.
When and what was the last book you read and how long ago YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
White Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
LETS GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
Save a moose kill a whiner YESSSSSSSSSS.
Manatees are MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Walruses are back LURKIN at the NY aquarium YESSSSSSSSSS.
Education leads to Vigoration YESSSSSSSSSS.
There is no rule book to life. Just do what you wanna and let the turds point and talk YESSSSSSSSSS.
Adolf Hilter was a vegetarian and loved animals. Ban animals and vegetarians YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life is not fair and it owes you nothing. You should be lucky to make it out full term YESSSSSSSSSS.
We need the draft back. There are a lot of whiny useless men who need a kick in the ass and some direction YESSSSSSSSSS.
Whiny women go find a kitchen. Make yourself useful because whining is useless YESSSSSSSSSS.
I'm guessing I have eaten dog, cat and sea gull without my knowledge more then once YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are a man and you take a woman's last name when you get married you are not a man YESSSSSSSSSS.
There are codes and principles that been around before your I-phone. Many of you know nothing and will amount to nothing. The Old School is the only school YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Confederate flag who cares unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Leave China alone whiners they can steam all the dogs they wanna, we steam lobsters so cut your bullshit YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are gonna stand up for something make sure you are standing on a pile of bricks then a pile of shit YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single moms thank Jonesy it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Who cares, unfuck yourself and GET VIGOROUS YESSSSSSSSSS. 
~~~ JONESY ~~~