Monday, June 15, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY YESSSSSSSSSS

Everyday should be a Monday YESSSSSSSSSS.
The weak and whiny hate Mondays YESSSSSSSSSS.
No difference in days just your flaccid and flimsy outlook on life YESSSSSSSSSSS.
Just typing the word selfie drops my testosterone levels. They are for women and feminized men YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
You are not gonna change the word but you can unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single moms thank Jonesy it's Monday.
The easily offended can commit suicide I give you permission. Less turds in the herd YESSSSSSSSSS.
It's a dam shame they killed off Hitler on Games of Thrones last might YESSSSSSSSSS.
White Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
Moist Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
Lurkin Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
Vigorous Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
American Pride YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyone should have the American flag waving in front of their homes. Have pride in our country YESSSSSSSSSS.
Escalators are for the wimpy and you should be ashamed you use them YESSSSSSSSSS.
Looking at pictures of cats,dogs and food on Instaturd is not reading. Pick up a book you might not go full reTURD so fast YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men who act feminized should be castrated and put in the kitchen next to women that whine too much YESSSSSSSSSS.
Women stop defending Dr. Oz he's a joke and should just stick to surgery YESSSSSSSSSS.
We can always use more gluten YESSSSSSSSSS.
The limp and feeble post corny pictures of why Mondays suck YESSSSSSSSSS.
MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Life is not fair and many of you do not deserve to make it full term YESSSSSSSSSS.
You can live in the positive but better be prepared for the negative YESSSSSSSSSS.
MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.
Let's Go Mets YESSSSSSSSSS.
Soccer can induce comas and be used to euthanize dying animals YESSSSSSSSSS.
Everyday is a party except many of you don't bother to check for the invitations YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~