Monday, August 3, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY YESSSSSSSSS

Lets Go Mets YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are a walking cliche you will get no time of the day from me YESSSSSSSSSS.
No difference in days just your weak and useless perspective on life YESSSSSSSSSS. 
The Vigorous cook and the weak and whiny burn water YESSSSSSSSS.
Feminists are destroying women instead of "saving" them YESSSSSSSSSS.
Save a lion and shoot some whiners YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single moms thank Jonesy it's Monday YESSSSSSSSSS.
The pathetic thing I learned over the last few months is this. Jonesy at 75% vigorousity is still better then 90% of you weak and whiny individuals YESSSSSSSSSS.
You have a man cave you are no man. A man's home is his castle. I guess you bow down to the queen YESSSSSSSSS. 
Walruses are moist YESSSSSSSSSS.
Summers over so many of you should commit suicide and alleviate some traffic and room on the subway YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life coaches are for wimps. You do not need a pat on the head you need a slap in the mouth YESSSSSSSSSS.
Never too late to stop vaping tampon and soy juice and GET VIGOROUS YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY