Saturday, September 26, 2015

SATURDAY TAMPON CHEWERS DON'T GET MOIST

Let's Go Mets YESSSSSSSSS.
The Pope asked me to bless him. I headbutted him and made him drink Cold Duck YESSSSSSSSSS. 
You take too many selfies you are a whore YESSSSSSSSSS.
You can be a six dollar floozy or a million dollar woman. Many of you do not know how to count your money YESSSSSSSSSS.
Weak people blame and the vigorous handle the pain YESSSSSSSSSS.
Peanut Butter is used to eat not a sexual aid for lonely women and their dogs YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you are not getting strong you are doing it wrong YESSSSSSSSSS.
Hitler changed the world. Marilyn Monroe changed her tampon YESSSSSSSSSS. 
If you have a man cave you are not a man YESSSSSSSSSS.
Leg press videos are like watching the foreplay in porn then turning it off before penetration.
Pretty useless.~~~PAUL CARTER YESSSSSSSSSS.
Strength and Violence are necessary tools in a man's life. Any man that denies this is no man. You transformed yourself into a useless feminized waste of oxygen YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Just because things change does not mean it is for the better. Hold onto the Old School or you will be sodomized by new school nonsense YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Keep life simple even though it's hard for many of you to realize simple YESSSSSSSSSS.
The Dumb teaching the stupid you get RETURDED YESSSSSSSSSS.
If you don't want people to see your laundry don't hang your moist bloomers in the backyard YESSSSSSSSSS.
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario? YESSSSSSSSSS
Whining is not exercise if it was most of you would be Buff and the Stuff haaaaaaaa YESSSSSSSSSS.
Educate, Unfuck and Vigorate YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY~~~