Friday, September 18, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S FRIDAY

No difference in days just your weak and pussified attitude towards life YESSSSSSSSSS.
LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS.
YANKEES SUCK YESSSSSSSSSS.
Politics..... Who cares go unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single Mom's love to thank Jonesy it's Friday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Fashion Week...Any man that gives a fuck what the French, a fruit and a woman want you to wear you need a serious unfuckin YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Animals are not humans not matter how the fanatic Pet fuckers whine they are YESSSSSSSSSS.
Did I say MOIST yet? YESSSSSSSSSS.
Men who consume Soy want to be feminized wastes of life YESSSSSSSSSS.
Strength is a virtue not whining and loafing YESSSSSSSSSS.
Stop checking into the gym. You look like you been checking into Cheesecake Factory YESSSSSSSSSS.
Walk more you might not pass out tying your shoes in the morning YESSSSSSSSSS.
Escalators are for pussies YESSSSSSSSSS.
Elevators are for the old and weak YESSSSSSSSSS.
There is no perfect. Just keep fighting shit will get better YESSSSSSSSSS.
Another day you're alive and you have another opportunity to unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~