Wednesday, September 9, 2015

WHY YOU SHOULD LOVE THE WORD MOIST

No one likes a dry brownie YESSSSSSSSSS.
No one likes a dry Juniors cheesecake YESSSSSSSSSS. 
No one likes a dried up floozy YESSSSSSSSSS.
No one ever said DAM Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High was dry YESSSSSSSSSS.
No one asks for a dry Entenmann's Marble Loaf YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Anyone who is offended by the word moist is a whiny, useless, Unmoist individual YESSSSSSSSSS.
Just saying the word Moist brings a smile to your face YESSSSSSSSSS.
A moist woman is a Vigorous woman YESSSSSSSSSS.
Life is way better when you are moist YESSSSSSSSSS.
Sex and moist is the greatest tag team ever. If you don't agree you need to find someone to get you MOIST YESSSSSSSSSS.~~~ JONESY