Tuesday, October 13, 2015

27 THINGS MOST YANKEE FANS CAN DO WHILE THE METS ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS................

27. Take up pottery YESSSSSSSSSS.
26. Milk a Yak YESSSSSSSSSS.
25. Goto Staten Island and take up heroin YESSSSSSSSSS.
24. Crossfit YESSSSSSSSSS. 
23. Peel onions in a Mexican restaurant YESSSSSSSSSS. 
22. Read a book because many of you are pretty much reTURDded YESSSSSSSSSS. 
21. Put on a skirt and play some soccer YESSSSSSSSSS.
20. Give Mayor De Blasio a full release massage YESSSSSSSSSS.
19. Goto the Opera YESSSSSSSSSS.
18. Play in traffic YESSSSSSSSSS.
17. Sniff the farts out of movie seats YESSSSSSSSSS.
16. Have sex with a relative YESSSSSSSSSS.
15. Rub peanut butter on your sensitive areas and have your dog clean you up YESSSSSSSSSS.
14. Become a priest so you can fulfill your lifelong dream to be a pedophile YESSSSSSSSSS. 
13. Drink some bleach Kool Aid YESSSSSSSSSS. 
12. Goto the Bronx Zoo and find a girlfriend YESSSSSSSSS. 
11. Grave rob Yogi Berra's final resting place YESSSSSSSSSS.
10. Sniff Jeter's jock strap you bought from Steiner Sports YESSSSSSSSSS.
9. Bend over and let Susan Waldman sodomize you with a pinstripe strap on YESSSSSSSSSS.
8. Go To the vet and get spayed or neutered YESSSSSSSSSS.
7. Become a Democrat YESSSSSSSSSS. 
6. Goto the gym since many of you look as beat up as the Yankees YESSSSSSSSSS.
5. Have a Sex change and rename yourself Fruity Balboni YESSSSSSSSSS.
4. Head to Target and skip around the aisles with the broads YESSSSSSSSSS. 
3. Pin strip tampons are on sale 50% off for all your butt hurt needs YESSSSSSSSSS. 
2. Just come out of the closet we all know you love the Mets YESSSSSSSSSS.
1. Paint your useless Yankees asses Blue and Orange.......Go outside......punch a whiner in the mouth and yell LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS. 
~~~ JONESY ~~~