Tuesday, October 27, 2015

43 ACTIVITIES BANDWAGON JUMPERS, "FANS OF NY", WHINY OR EMPATHETIC YANKEES FANS CAN DO WHILE THE METS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES..................

Goto the ballet. 
Enjoy fine Italian dining at the Olive garden and get food poisoning.
Goto Target with the broads and buy knick knacks.
Goto Staten Island, develop a heroin habit and drop dead in the SI Mall food court.
Zumba.
Glory Hole practice.
Crossfit.
Learn how to speak Swahili. 
Join the Peace Corps.
Try to abort yourself.
Find a gas chamber and breathe real deep. 
Peel potatoes for Mcdonald's.
Broadway Play.
Convert to Islam. 
Find a Halloween costume that will make you look better than the hideous grill you were born with.
Plastic surgery for your double chin.
Add bleach to your Isagenix shake.
Shove your IPhone up your ass and and ask Siri is it moist up there?
Put on a skirt and play some soccer.
Have sex with a relative.
Get in the kitchen and make beef stew with the women.
Find a gym since most of you are weak, out of shape and useless. 
Goto the Bronx Zoo and find a girlfriend.
Become a vegan and choke on a carrot. 
Rub peanut butter on your sensitive areas and have your dog clean you up.
Eat processed meat and get cancer. 
Sit in Starbucks and pick your nose till you bleed.
Watch the walking dead and figure out that the chinamen died.
Reruns of All in The Family.
Reruns of Married with Children. 
Grave rob Yogi Berra's final resting place.
Bend over and let Susan Waldman sodomize you with a pinstripe strap on.
Go To the vet and get spayed or neutered.
Head to the nearest TA meeting............... Turds Anonymous.
Take up smoking tampons out of a hookah.
Read a book.
Milk a Manatee. 
Play in traffic on the Belt Parkway.
Jump off the Empire State Building.
Let Al Sharpton sodomize you with a wiffle ball bat.
Have a sex re name yourself Pussy Pagliarulo.
Invite a girl..........well most of you will have to call a hooker for some 40oz and Jodeci. 
Stop being a whining, useless, conforming waste of oxygen, get vigorous and get to some unfuckin.
For the Mets Faithful.........sit back and enjoy the ride 
LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSS
LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSS
LET'S GO METS YESSSSSSSSSS
~~~ JONESY ~~~