Monday, October 19, 2015

IF YOU WHINE ABOUT MONDAY'S THE FOLLOWING SHOULD HAPPEN TO YOU.....

-Choke on your gluten free tampon you ate for breakfast.
-Your dog will be kidnapped and shipped to China.
-Your cat will be kidnapped and shipped to China.
-Become a Yankee fan.
-Hit by a bus.
-Not wake up to see Tuesday.
-Become a vegan.
-Crossfit 
-A flying walrus will shit on you.
-Marry a feminist.
-Sodomized by Mayor De Blasio. 
-Get stuck in an elevator with the floozies from The View.
-Move to Staten Island.
-Fall into a open manhole.
-Get the hiccups for 27 years.
No difference in days just your weak and pussified perspective on life. I have no pity for whiners that make their lives shitty.
~~~ JONESY ~~~