Thursday, October 8, 2015

THE THURSDAY USELESS AND UNMOIST

USELESS
adjective
1.of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile:
2.without useful qualities; of no practical good

The Vigorous list of Useless

Horoscopes
Whiners 
Weak people
Soda
Electronic cigarettes
lazy people 
people who do not get Vigorous 
I-phones
people who own I-phones 
The Kardashians
Fathers who leave their sons high and dry
people who follows the Kardashians on social media 
The bible
Women who look like Justin Beiber 
The View 
Dr. Oz
Scorned and angry women 
Scorned and angry men
The Superdry Store
selfies 
Queens unless it's for a Met game 
Mayonnaise
Chinese food 
Indian food
Staten Island 
world series of poker 
the Irish 
Vegans
Crocs 
fashion experts 
Big Bang Theory
Rice O Roni 
frozen yogurt 
before and after pictures of fat people 
Olive Loaf 
Anything in GNC 
CSI anything 
The News 
The Onion 
Starbucks 
Wine Coolers
Bosu Balls
Men's Health Magazine
Liars 
processed foods
low fat ice cream
Smart Cars 
participation trophies 
firewater
DJs that can't spin vinyl 
small dogs
cats
instant mashed potatoes
Reality TV
Anyone who watches Reality TV 
Bud Light 
Women who do not cook
The New York Yankees 
New York Yankee fans
Soy 
Women who whine 
Men who Whine 
The French 
Lady comedians 
Split pea soup 
Soccer
Seats on the subway
PETA
Anti Bullying campaigns 
feminists 
gym gloves 
men who are feminized 
Turd Obama 
Progressive weak individual
Women who deny their womanhood 
Men who deny their masculinity
New York Jets and their fans, 
escalators 
Planet Fitness
Crossfit 
fat people 
skinny people 
men with tampon spines 
Mcdonalds 
gluten free anything
Melissa Mccarthy
A Lot of jive and gibberish around here making many of you useless. Make yourself useulf by getting to some UNFUCKIN and GETTIN VIGOROUS.
~~~ JONESY