Monday, November 2, 2015

THANK JONESY IT'S MONDAY

Everyday should be a Monday YESSSSSSSSSS.
Another day you are alive and another chance you can unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSSS.
An axe is mightier than your Iphone YESSSSSSSSS. 
A fist is stronger than that tampon you chew on YESSSSSSSSSS.
Your whining makes you as useless as a quadriplegic walrus YESSSSSSSSSS.
Why did you even bother waking up this morning YESSSSSSSSSS.
You should of had someone suffocate you overnight and end your useless existence YESSSSSSSSSS.
Yes many of you are useless and do not deserve to make it through life full term YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Dependency is slavery and most of you are still chained to a wall YESSSSSSSSSS.
Offended is for the weak and many of you are weak YESSSSSSSSSS.
Jealously is for the weak. If you want something earn it and stop whining about what you don't got YESSSSSSSSSS.
Animals are not humans YESSSSSSSSSS.
Archie Bunker YESSSSSSSSSS.
Al Bundy YESSSSSSSSSS.
Ultramagnetic MC'S YESSSSSSSSSS.
Dion and The Belmonts YESSSSSSSSSS.
Pullups YESSSSSSSSSS.
Who cares go unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous...........
~~~ JONESY ~~~