Monday, November 23, 2015


Short week you whiners should have less to whine about YESSSSSSSSSS.
Another day you are alive and another day to stop chewing tampons and start chewing HOT HASH YESSSSSSSSSS.
Single moms and lonely married women thank Jonesy it's Monday YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Cats and dogs are not surrogate people. Get out and socialize you introverted peanut butter abusers. 
Animals are food YESSSSSSSSSS.
You can be a six dollar floozy or a million dollar woman. Many of you do not know how to count your money YESSSSSSSSSS
The china men is alive who cares go do some pull ups YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Thanksgiving is for the weak and whiny. Thank yourself for either being a useless waste of life or being Vigorous YESSSSSSSSSS.
You wear a FitBit but you are still a fat body YESSSSSSSSSS. 
Jessica Jones quality TV YESSSSSSSSSS.
Less regurgitating and more Vigorating YESSSSSSSSSS.
Weak people blame and the vigorous handle the pain YESSSSSSSSSS.
No one gives a fuck if you are from Brooklyn when you left town years ago. It ain't where you are from it's where you are at. So head to the mall and buy a Staten Island or New Jersey tee shirt YESSSSSSSSSS.
Politics is unvigorous. You are not gonna change the world whining on social media. Pick up a damn book and unfuck yourself YESSSSSSSSS.
Everyone should get in the kitchen. You can't prepare meals you are not as independent as you think. The Vigorous cook, the rest whine and burn water YESSSSSSSSSS. 
It's November 23rd and you are out of shape and sloppy and will remain this way through the summer. Prove me wrong YESSSSSSSSSS.
Your opinion is only relevant if you are relevant to me YESSSSSSSSSS.
Vegan men don't give culliingus. They just lick the bush~~~Paul Carter YESSSSSSSSSS.
Lift, Lift,Lift, Lurkin, Lurkin, Lurkin, Love, Love,Love YESSSSSSSSSS.
I have no pity for whiners who make their own lives Shitty YESSSSSSSSSS.
El queso está viejo y pútrido. ¿Dónde está el sanitario? YESSSSSSSSSS
If everyone was on the same page that book would be fuckin boring YESSSSSSSSSS.
Who cares go unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous.
~~~ JONESY~~~

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