Wednesday, December 23, 2015

IT'S A FESTIVUS WEDNESDAY

Fuck the airing of the grievances that's just whining. We go right to The Feats of Strength. Most of you are weak and whiny and cannot do one pull up. It's a feat of strength for many of you to get your lazy asses out of bed in the morning. The Feats you are pulling are Feats of Useless and Tampon Chewing. A weak man is a useless man and many of you are useless. Miracles do happen and it's a miracle many of you have not dropped dead or committed suicide. There is always hope you can stop whining, stop caring, unfuck yourself and Get Vigorous......
~~~ JONESY ~~~