Monday, December 28, 2015

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT MAKE IT INTO 2016

- Whiners
- Selfies 
- Crossfit 
- Reality TV
- The Turdasians
- Anti Bullying campaigns 
-Timeouts 
- Safe spaces
- Calling teachers by their first name 
- Vegans 
- Melissa Mccarthy 
- Amy Schumer 
- Lifetime network 
- Feminists 
- Staten Island 
- Dancing with Stars 
- Al Sharpton
- hover boards 
- frozen yogurt stores
- kosher pizza 
- Soy 
- Iphones 
- Isagenix 
- Guy Fieri
- TMZ
- Women who won't cook
- Whiny and feminized men
- Being easily offended 
- Escalators 
- gun control
- Marilyn Monroe quotes
- DJ's who can't mix vinyl 
- Gluten free 
- weak men 
- Hipturds
- useless men 
- PS4 and X-box 
- Fireball
- remaking old movies 
- Soccer 
- Golf 
- Kings Plaza
- Smart Cars 
- gun Control 
- transgender anything 
- Mojitos 
- motorized bicycles
- New Jersey
- hand sanitizer 
- PETA
- McDonalds 
- Planet Fitness 
- Skinny Jeans
Resolutions are for the weak and whiny. We are.........well some of us are keep on UNFUCKIN AND GETTING VIGOROUS IN THE 16 YESSSSSSSSSS.
~~~ JONESY ~~~